While casually staring at psychos who lined up outside of H&M yesterday, it became crystal clear to me that I wouldn’t be scoring any of the Marni for H&M collection this morning. Not that I won’t admit to behaving on a borderline-insane level sometimes, but after my Missoni for Target experience I’ll never again endure the hell that is shopping for discounted designer collaborations. Though perusing through Ebay for these now sold-out items may be a different story, I’d rather focus my materialistic energy on other pretty things.

$248 AllSaints Chan Vest Dress

$80 Kenneth Jay Lane Pearl Bee Earrings

$89 Nine West Look Global High Sandals

$35.81 ASOS Watermelon T Shirt

$10.74 ASOS Bow Skinny Belt

$220 Current/Elliott The Stiletto Polka-Dot Cropped Skinny Jean

$39 Tinley Road Peter Pan Knit Top

$375 Rachel Zoe Kayne Wedge Sandals

$16.94 Old Navy Variegated Multi Stripe Scarf

$100 Topshop Pleat Midi Shirt Dress

$32.50 Madewell Midnight Medley Necklace