I actually laughed out loud at Sonja Morgan tonight because she is amazing. I hate it when people leave me unnecessary voicemails too and Sonja expressed this IN PERFECT FASHION. But since I’ve never actually threatened people via my own voicemail message, Sonja Morgan is somehow my soul sistah.

On the note of The Real Housewives of NYC, which is in it’s first few episodes, I DIEEEEEE for Carole. She’s seriously my new fave. But I just can’t do Heather’s intro. Unreal.